The Ke$ha Post
IT’S KE$HA!!!!!!! …….*crickets*….
So last week, my friends and I went to The Roxy to see The Semi Precious Weapons for their headline show. We fell in love with them after seeing them in concert several times opening for Gaga. The concert was pretty spectacular and beautifully trashy. Unfortunately, it was an all ages show which meant there was a bunch of 12 year old hookers walking around. I don’t know how it happens but I always manage to stand by the most obnoxious people at general admission concerts. Either it’s hippies on acid swinging into me, drunken 12 year olds or a 7 foot 2 guy stands right in front of me blocking my entire view of the concert. This time however was a mixture of all three things… As the 12 years olds decided to do some very Miley-esque slutty dance moves, I became increasing infuriated. I finally last my temper and screamed out “This is what happens when Ke$ha has the fucking #1 song in the country for months!” We all then continued to refer to them as Ke$has throughout the night.
As the concert finished, we began walking out when my friend Dave shouted “Look it’s Ke$ha!” We all jumped up…(a lit bit too eagerly I must say.) And saw a who vaguely looked like her standing within in a group of people. I politely laughed thinking it was another joke. “No seriously! It’s Ke$ha….RIGHT THERE!!!” He then points to a wall in the corner of the building and I kid you not. I see a disheveled blond girl all by herself leaning on the wall waving her arms in the air as if she was doing the dance moves from Britney’s “Opps I Did It Again” video in slow motion. I still thought that it was a joke and he was calling another random trashy drunk girl Ke$ha…..EXCEPT…….IT REALLY WAS KE$HA. She was by herself so it was easy to go up to her. We sprinted towards her and all screamed “KE$HAAA!!!!!” She looked up and made eye contact with us as we gushed to her how much we love her (All lies!) We felt the need to compliment her to try and win her approval?? I’m not sure why. My friends asked for a picture with her. She was so drunk that she did not say a word….just mumbles. She held onto the both of them and used them as crutches. The hardest part about taking a picture with her was getting her to look into the camera. We literally had to scream her name out and point to the lens. She hugged us all. And we said goodbye. Once again she mumbled
It was strange, we were randomly really giddy after meeting her as if she was some mythical creature. The truth is she is EXACTLY her image. There’s no smoke or mirrors. She loves to get drunk…loves to get fucked up….was genuinely nice even in such an inebriated state, her hair was soft and she smelt GOOD. A weird thing happened after meeting her. I stopped hating her! I just don’t feel like she’s a threat to Gaga’s throne nor Britney’s nor Beyonce’s nor anyone else for that matter. She’s pretty harmless to think about it.
Also, on a side note my friends and I entered into a contest to meet and see Simon Curtis in concert at The Roxy. If you could please watch the video below. Whoever has the most views win and an “I <3 ONTD” sign will be guranteed!!! 
